Best Dad Jokes
⦁ Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
⦁ What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
⦁ My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
⦁ Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
⦁ Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
⦁ Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
⦁ How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
⦁ My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
⦁ Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
⦁ I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
⦁ How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
⦁ What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
⦁ It takes guts to be an organ donor.
⦁ I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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